I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
What’s that in the mirror out the corner of your eye?
what’s the footstep following, but never passing by?
Perhaps they’re all just waiting; perhaps when we’re all dead
out they’ll come a slithering from underneath your bed?
Dr. Who …..episode 4..
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
Don’t ever use turbo. My mum had one, I nearly blew my arsehole off.
public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc. and you expect them to be perfect students like no
private school is also a joke you do the exact same thing, make everything harder, and also charge money for it
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days